Joey: "I wish I wasn't so insecure with my masculinity...maybe then I wouldn't have to talk about raping women and commiting suicide, or wear this stupid mask to shock little kids and make myself feel more hardcore and powerful.  The truth is, we only care about two things...$MONEY$ and...CHEESE."



This morning I woke up and everything was gray,

I tried to slit my wrists and throat,

With this piece of extra sharp cheddar I founf in my bed,

Then I realized that there's one thing that makes this life,

Worth living...and that's nothing,

Nothing but cheese...



(chorus): Fuck everything (except cheese)

          I hate my life (but I love cheese)

          I wish I was dead (if it wasn't for cheese)

          I'm so hardcore (and so is cheese)



I'm only living for the cheese

The cheese that keeps me going

Fresh Mozzerella and sweet Parmasean

Once I cut myself on the lawn

And then I found something that made me smile

And it was cheese...cheese...CHEESE!



(chorus X2)



Fuck you and fuck your family too

I hate you all, I hate everything

I'm so cool and deep and twisted

But I'm nothing without the cheese

The cheese that gives me a reason to 

Get up in the morning...to move on with my life



And I just don't know if I can take this

I don't want to live another second

I'm gonna rape you, yall best be scared

Because I'm a tough badass

But don't hurt yourself

Because then I'd get sued

And MTV would break their contract with me

And I'd have no money

Not even cheese



(chorus X2)



FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK



(random screaming)



I HATE EVERYTHING



THE CHEESE!

THE CHEESE!

GOD DAMMIT THE CHEESE!



(chorus repeats and slowly fades until song's end)