Okay party people in the house...

This is something you never witnessed before...

Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh...

With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D

D, and that's me in the place to be.

We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright?

Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers

biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers.

But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here,

there is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah.

But as impress, which we approve

and yeah, we realize that we are on the move,

so listen closely so y'all don't miss

as we go a little something like this, HIT IT!



La-di-da-di...

La-di-da-di...

La-di, da-di!

Yo peep this



La-di-da-di, we like to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're, just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT

For all of y'all, keep y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning

Which we create, cause that's our mission

So listen close, to what we say

Because this type of shit happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning

I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up 

Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all

there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted

the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!"

Well that true, that why we never had no beef 

THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail 

and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails

I'm true to the style on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my, body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne

Fresh dress, like a million bucks,

put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.

Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no

Went back in I forgot my Kangol

Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY

I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY

This was a girl playing hard to get

So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset

She said uh, "It's all because of you

I'm feeling sad and blue

You went away

and now my life is filled with rainy days

I love you so 

How much you'll never know

Cause you took your love away from me"

Now what was I to do

She was crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!"

Hit Sally in the face and deckedvi her in the eye

punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Something was wrong I said what was going on?

I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her

She said, "If I can't have you she can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox

But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said

"Why don't you give me some play?

And we can go cruising in my old jag

And if you give me that OK

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

So MC Rick my love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"

She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying

I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!"

I said, "I am -- go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"

To the heart tick tock you don't stop

To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!



...don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D...