Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day 

Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj 

Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys

Then he comes home and he's liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids

Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb to see 

He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.

Wake up, wake up Stanley 

Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he's a real party guy 

He'd even buy a bottle for me or you if we'd hang out with him tonight 

It's 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again 

Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends 

Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb tosee

He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D. 

He's got a fake I.D.