Roll it on, roll it on



Cold funny farm ain't no home

Joe was sittin' there on his own

Sittin' there a pissin', missin' all the kissin'

Wishin' that he wasn't alone



Chorus

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news



All of the cuckoos at rest

One flies away from the nest

Finds himself a cutie, a rootin-tootin beauty

She make the hair stand up on his chest



Chorus

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news



All he needed was a little female company

Just to help him take away some of the misery

All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy

Be sure they're right behind him be sure they caught up on him, and oh



Joe he got a shot in the arm

And now he's sleepin' back at the farm

Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it

He never done nobody no harm



Chorus

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news

Nut bolts and screws, nut bolts and screws

Extra, extra, read all about it

Nut bolts and screws, nut bolts and screws

Extra, extra, read all about it

Paper, paper, let me teach ya

Read all about it