Crazy tripping mama she just got into town
Checking out that scene and throwing her weight around
Pissed up to the eyeballs and speeding off her brain
Screaming all the time like she's going insane
Giving you her body like it was for free
Don't laugh son 'cos it happened to me
Want some advice well I'll give you some
Don't suck it don't suck it don't suck it
Don't suck it don't suck it son
Pappy done told me and my sister did too
You watch that gal 'cos she's out to get you
Don't pick up things that you find in the street
And bring them home in their dirty bare feet
You never know where those things have been
Might catch something you know what I mean
Want some advice well I'll give you some
Don't suck it don't suck it don't suck it
Don't suck it don't suck it son