Eddie Bones presents... 

the adventures of Charlie Bawles 



You heard about Charlie's angles? 

They keep broads hooked on the cock like Prince 

Alberts 



[Charlie Bawles] 

Well it's Chuck, 

The first man that your girl couldn't deep throat 

So I fucked her mouth til her two front teeth broke 

Flipped the bitch like cheap coke 

Left the sheets soaked, gave the meat stroke 

til the hoe's ass cheeks smoked 

Freaks know the stee 

Before they even rolled with me 

I shift ovaries, send 'em home with torn hosiery 

Used to fuck to Jodeci, now it's to my own CD 

I tell the bitch "I'm on my own shit", 

Stop holdin' me 

And tell me how this nut tastes 

Bust in the sluts face, leave 'em mud, 

Laced like a Hostess cupcake 

No matter, what race you can still be in my smut tape 

But fuck fake bitches that whine like crushed grapes 

Come take the fat, long thing with the cock ring 

CheckMark knocks the box til the twat stings 

Broads cling. 

I'll knock the matress off your box spring 

Rip your bra string and spill beer in your offspring 

They try to block things, I don't like that 

Keep the tights back, 

Or I'm a throw 'em in the closet like mic jacks 

I might, smack your kids while I'm grabbin your tits 

Strappin your wrist to the headboard, 

And stabbin your ribs. With the long dick 

Of this pornographic bastard 

Workin the bed til I get paid by my matress 

Don't laugh bitch. There ain't no jokin here 

I'll fuck ya til your downstairs, 

neighbor smokes a square 

Poke your rear with my thumb to test 

If you ever used your bum for sex 

Ain't no ease, thumbs the rest 

I'm the best rapper that be slingin his nuts 

Plus I turn a bitch that's never been touched, 

into a porno slut 



[Charlie Bawles] 

I'm lookin for sluts 

Eighteen and up from B to D cups 

Fuck me Chuck til I bust and clean it up 

She seen enough smut to make sound decisions 

To lift up the butt or stay down in submission 

I pound with presicion. Every dames a D. P 

My team'll kill beavers til they endagered species 

Spankin fee fees. Til the chick's shits achin 

Clit skin's chafin. Miss to tris nathan 

Bitch quit fakin. 

We know how your story goes. 

Naughty hoes, double stuffed like Oreos 

Corny bros try to bite my moves, 

There'll be none of that 

I got patents on the Cambridge Crab 

And the Thunderclap 

Run laps around the cat. Master of dick and dash 

Swift macks spittin gash. Shaft in your chickens ass 

Hit the back last on your hooters and grill 

I could chill or score fast in the two minute drill 

Charlie been done, provin his skills 

Using the dills. 

Hula hoop a groupie for a brew and two bills 

My maneuvers are ill. 

Broads kill for the throbbin dick 

Not mysogenist. Before I fuck, I massage a bitch 

Got a lot of flicks. How to, for all you novices 

You wannabe Skitz, 

Can cop a Charlie Bawles starter kit 

Let the hottest chicks turn actress for practice 

I mash half stiff, Ron Jeremy of this rap shit 

Match wits with the finest 

Nevermind the rest baby time to sex 

So grind til your behind is wet 

I'm the best rapper that be swingin his nuts 

And plus I turn a bitch that's never been touched, into a porno slut