"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore...ah hahahahah!" 



Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose 

Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch 

Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed 

In my hospital room I'm waiting for the family 

Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up 

They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor 

Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver 

Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts! 

Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs 

Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines 

Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head 

Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine sports 

Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore 

Tug of war intestines