Let's catch "who's on top of who"
 Tell it like it is 'cause it isn't anyway
 Much to my surprise I caught it right between the thighs
 My sweet little sister was layin' me away

 My jaw dropped dead to the table
 She put my cool in shock
 Crack kills and blood spills baby
 But psychos, dykes and transvestites
 Are on the choppin' block

 CHORUS
 Oh no, I saw my baby on the creepshow
 Out on, spillin' my guts on the news
 Oh no, I caught my woman on the creepshow
 Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you

 She filled my boots with lead was it something that I said
 A picture paints a thousand ugly words
 Baby's acting tough check out my fisticuffs
 That's just what she deserves

 I can't flip from the station
 Can't unplug what's done
 Her six-foot-deep temptation
 She nicked my shin, and then kicked me in,
 And then she buried me for fun

 CHORUS

 My jaw dropped dead to the table
 She put my cool in shock
 Crack kills and blood spills baby
 But psychos, dykes and transvestites
 Are on the choppin' block