I'd be such a nice guy if everything was free
I'd never steal or shoplift, no not me
But nothing is free here, far from it
Everything I see got price tack on it
I'll loot this fucking shopping mall
Because this anarchist isn't nice at all

I'd be such a nice guy if I wasn't being watched
Constantly monitored and spied on so much
But it's not like that and I really, really hate
To live in nineteeneightyfour police state
I'll rip those cameras off the wall
Because this anarchist isn't nice at all

I'd be such a nice guy if there were no cops
I'd never act bad and never throw rocks
But it's crawling with pigs, all over the place
And they have guns, truncheons and mace
I won't respect their uniforms
Because this anarchist isn't nice at all

With forgotten prisoners in little dark cells
But more jails are built and no-one listens
To those who are rotting in the state prisons
I'll laugh the day the last prison wall falls
This anarchist isn't nice at all

I'd be such a nice guy if there were no nations
No borders and walls and forced deportations
But it seems that people doesn't wish to be free
Of the poison that is called nationality
I won't eat that pill, I'll bite and brawl
This anarchist isn't nice at all

I'd be such a nice guy if there were no government
I'd govern myself and be oh-so-tolerant
I'd think for myself and most people would too
If the shitheads in power didn't tell them what to do
I won't be bought, I won't conform
This anarchist isn't nice at all