I go out and burn my head

Look at it turn bright red

I don't mind I don't care

People think it's funny

If I got no hair.

All my friends

they burn their scalps

Ou ou ouch ouch ouch

I think it's funny

So I pop their blisters

Then I pour them on their little sisters

I don't like to sit inside and watch my TV

Cause I know there's a maninside that box

And he's throwing radiation darts at me.



[chorus]

He's got no hair

1) I don't need it

I don't want it

Hey, i look good without it

2) i need no brush

I need no comb

Hey, fuck a blowdryer

3) I need no brillcream

No grecian formula

Hey, maybe a little helsinki