I've got a new friend
       She's hanging on my wall
       She's not like the others
       She's the fairest of them all
 PC:
       When the world it brings me down
       And life don't go my way
       I'm thinking I should end it all
       But I got a new solution
       I got a new solution
 CH:
       I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
       And stare at my Claire Danes Poster
 V2:
       Sometimes, my stomach hurts
       Early in the day
       But one look in her direction
       And the pain just goes away
 PC2:
       When I toss and turn at night
       And I can't go to sleep
       There's too much shit swimming in my head
       But I got a new solution
       I got a new solution
 CH2:
       I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
       And stare at my Claire Danes poster
       She looks so bitchin', she always listens
       She never tells me I'm a loser
       I'm a loser
 B:
       She is so beautiful, and she always understands
       Every once in a while I pretend she's my hand