I'm hookin' up girls by fact
 If you're stacked
 You can rub a big mack
 I gotta gas
 So don't worry about scraps
 (no  no)
 Five foot eleven with a seven foot game
 Gotta big mouth piece and I show no shame
 Monster kinky have no morals
 Monster loves to get oral (ummmm!)
 Got ten cars and the girls like that
 I was born and bred to be a mack
 Once your sign is played
 You gotta put a style in your game now a days
 In the sixty's girls was all hot
 LSD had 'em given up thigh
 The baby boom was on I drop
 No more woodstock but now you got Mix-A-Lot
 So put me in your CD changer
 Watch your girl cause Mix's a re-arranger
 Ooo, he's sexist
 Doo, he's sexist
 Keepin Rush Limbaugh restless
 Well I'm da' mack and that?s monster
 Straight chase girls through the tail cause I wants to
 You can call it wack
 But you respect this black
 When it comes to game I'm a monster mack

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 Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
 Big Mack, Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
 I'm a monster mack
 Lookin for sex
 Bih bih bih big big mack

 Strike the pose
 But she aint nasty as me
 Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky
 Can't stop tappin that tweety
 Give it to the needy
 Nope, cause I'm too damn greedy
 Here I go walking through the mall
 Don't play ball
 But I got game for 'em all
 Focus on a victim, Focus on a victim
 Mr. Richard is hot so lets sick em
 And like a tomahawk jumpin?? on a skillet
 Girl you got to gimp my puhh
 The pick up king is back buddy
 Tryin? to give lessons to these thick ass ballers and understudies
 I'm not tryin? to call you no bitch girl
 Don't give a damn if your poor or rich girl
 And we can play a pool
 And I'm pokin? that 8-ball cool
 And the bootys
 I still like the bootys
 She got a little waist doin? squats just to keep me on my duty
 Giant size games what I droppin?
 Straight freaks with these thick ol' gluts is what I'm knockin?
 Now the right wing wanna test me
 If likin? sex is a crime then you arrest me
 But don't tell me who to sing to Jack
 Cause a third of your life is in the sack
 I'm a monster mack

 -Chorus-

 Drivin? my car by the bus stop
 Till I spot a young cutie straight suckin? down a soda pop
 Baby girl's winkin?
 Mix-A-Lot's thinkin?
 Hope this girl's feet ain?t stankin?
 Here we go
 Swing by Franglors
 Get a little Soul Food
 Now you got a brother in the mood
 Damn gotta get her home with the quickness
 For this warriors a witness
 No need to put my girls on tilt
 Cause straight up game will get your milk
 The nasty dog is back
 With straight pimp game black
 Ain?t no shame
 I'm a monster mack

 -Chorus