[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

Here's a gory kind a story about a ole be freak

With a 40-inch waist and a 10-inch beak

Overweight and out a shape with a triple chin

Her brassiere strike fear in the hearts of men



The girl's a Bremelo .

The girl's a Bremelo .



[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

Me and Terry hoped the ferry we were lookin suave

When I dip, hit the shift we were almost horse

It was a big Bremelo standin on my toe

Had an over jelly belly tryin to say hello

I was really kind a frightened as she looked my way

I tried to run because her buns made the ferry sway

To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat

All the way to Bremerton were the fat is at



The girl's a Bremelo .

Let's go .



[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

I love bacon over steak and about those big ole ducks

She had hairy underarms and a whopping gut

My hair was short and wavy, drove my pitbull crazy

A Bremerton beast chasin fellas in the Navy

After movie she's the feature, the Bremerton creature

You wear a lifejacket if you ever try to freak her

Look at her physique she ain't my kinda freak

The floor creaks when the beast starts reachin her peak



[Break: Sir Mix-A-Lot]

The girl's a Bremelo .

Just a Bremelo .

Change the beat!

[beat changes, then changes back to the original]



[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

You can't ignore the way she snores, cause she blows down doors

Baby's got the kind a face only a mother adores

A big basketball head with a 10-inch beak

Big lips, no hips with the smell of a beast

I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break

I heard a dirt because of poverty, but she took my cake

When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints

You go to school for twenty years and your still in the ninth?



You're just a Bremelo .

Just a Bremelo .



[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

You pink triple-chin unattractive duck

Your boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck

Hangin round 3rd and Pike, on a ten-speed bike

You can say that I'm a liar, but you know I'm right

You talk behind my back, because I dropped you flat

And you never take a shower cause your too damn fat

So your man was smart when he broke your heart

Because if Mix-A-Lot a cut ya, you a fell apart

Wearin polyester slacks, with elastic in the back

You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match

You got lips like a character in some cartoon

With a pink posterior, you big baboon



Your just a [sound of a elephant yelling]

[sound of elephant yelling]



[Sir Mix-A-Lot]

Now Bremerton's a city right outside of mine

Most girls there are ducks, but a few are fine

But the ones that I speak about

Used their face for catchin trout

Vacuum clears for a mouth

You know what I'm talkin about

Mud ducks, hockey pucks, drivers of Mack trucks

Lame brains, diesel trains, pick 'em up you have to strain

Big butt, crew cut, extraordinary gut

Big momma, kinda buff, facial hairs a kinda rough



[Outro - Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking]

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck

Girl's a Bremelo

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck

[pig grunting noises are mixed in with word "duck"]

The girl's a Bremelo

"duck" [repeated until fade]