JVC is in the pool
I’ve been eyeing up the lane
I’m not just dipping toes
I’m the champ that's here to stay

Dirty Phelps eats his gold eggs raw
Acting posers emblazon my wall

Wear My Medals

I’m the heel to every fight
Blowing kisses to my friends
Hear my deep and raspy voice
And an entrance that kills


Pulled away on the deathbed
Tears for you were never shed


Wear My Medals
Wear My Medals


Hanging out on a single thread
Bronze plate and a talking head
And I’m your hero
And I’m your hero