Helen Song, Helen Song
We think what you're doing's wrong
Mat has been here all along
His love for you is very strong
Helen Song, Helen Song
Don't go out with Bill Wong
He plays pong all day long
'cause he's Chinese he bangs a gong
Helen Song, Helen Song
We want you to wear a thong
Smoke a bond ding dong
To your world Matt belongs
I don't like the way you're talking to me
Don't you know Matt wants to be free
Sick of singing CCD
He wants to paint nude pictures of me
Now here it what I decree
Me and Matt we both agree
This is the way it has to be
Shut the fuck up or I'll break your knees!