I don't want to be
With child-molesting priests
I'd rather have fun
Without those evil nuns
Covet your neighbor's ass
Get kicked out of class
Premarital sex isn't right
Let's go get some ice cream tonight
Mechanical Betty Parkinson
I went to the Techny retreat
Got so bored I fell asleep
Sarmiento gave me a D
I almost failed CCD
Father Lutz was obscene
Got confirmed by Bernadin
What I learned I don't know
Now it's off to hell I go
Mechanical Betty Parkinson