Meghan says I've got a brand new toy

something to watch

and something you'll enjoy

a woman you've never seen

and a man that you know

grainy video tapes 

of an old time rock and roller 



And when he dies they'll talk about him

saying he was a very bad man

and if you stop to think about it

what would you say...he's a very bad man 



I've always known that folks did stuff like this

but watching Johnny not be so good

kind of made me sick

after meeting a hundred punkers

who thought it was a gas

I'm starting to think he's funny

and his kinks they make me laugh