You set the standard for everyone 

the standard to avoid 

and yet you're hogging the spotlight again

and everyone is annoyed 

your affectations are obvious 

the trends so easily seen 

another martyr is nailed to the swatch

the fantasy is obscene 



You're a prop, you're a prop 

you're a fuckin' laughingstock 

You're a prop, you're a prop 

this charade has got to stop 

Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop 



So go out and let them know 

who's the big man of the show 

who's the piss-ant livin' large 

who's the no-one takin' charge 

will you be seen in the scene 

does your rep still come up squeaky clean

will you be seen in the scene that hates you

mocks you, mocks you, they're mocking you 



At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top

at the top, at the top, number one 

he's got the spot 

shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out 

and let them know 

who's the big man of the show 

who's the piss-ant livin' large 

who's the nothing takin' charge 

will you be seen in the scene 

does your rep still come up squeaky clean

will you be seen in the scene that hates you 

mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you 

you're a prop, you're a prop 

Laughingstock 

gets no props, gets no props 

Laughingstock 

got to stop, got to stop, got to stop