The Twelve days of Christmas

No wait, hey wait wait.
You’ll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:
The Twelve days of Christmas
No, not that one!
A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A fire-breathing dragon just for me
Yeah

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
two weed rats
Heavenly Creatures
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
three little pigs
Ya ya ya yaaa
Two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
four exploding birds
waaaaaaaa - bang
three little pigs
two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me
ya

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Let me guess
Five onion rings
Five onion rings oh I knew it
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
You break it, you bought it
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
Don’t you dare
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Night day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine mice a’ tripping
Ooh... I’m sorry gordau
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
More like the twelve years of Christmas
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten puppets dancing
No streets attached
Nine mice a’ tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Wee, ya all for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a’ tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve man’ a singing
Daradaradada
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a’ tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
(Deep breath)
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee
Just for meeeeee!

Oh, let’s do that again
Let’s not and say we did