Monsieur Hood: Oh, Merry Men!

Merry Men: Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo! 

Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy

Merry Men: He takes a wee percentage

Monsieur Hood: But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damsels. Man, I'm good

Merry Men: What a guy, Monsieur Hood! 

Monsieur Hood: Break it down


Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid

Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get..

Monsieur Hood: Paid

Merry Men: So

Monsieur Hood: When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad

Merry Men: That's bad

Monsieur Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad

Merry Men: He's mad. He's really, really mad

Monsieur Hood: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart. Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start!