(Brad Majors)

Dear blender, 

won't you help a first offender?

Oh toaster, 

don't you put the burn on me.

Refrigerator, 

why are we always sooner or later?

Bitchin' in the kitchen 

or cryin' in the bedroom all night



Dear knife drawer,

now won't you help me to face life more?

Oh trash can,

don't you put the dirt on me.

Oh perculator, 

why are we always sooner or later?

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or cryin' in the bedroom all night.



(Janet Majors)

Everything used to be OK

But its been bad

And Brad

I'm glad to say

is on his way.



Micro digital awaker,

why are we always sooner or later?

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or cryin ni the bedroom all night.



Shower curtain,

could you help me be for certain?

Oh toothpaste,

don't you put the squeeze on me.

Defilitator,

why are we always sooner or later?

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or cryin ni the bedroom all night.



(TV SHOW)





(Janet)

Tell me spectator,

why are we always sooner or later?

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or cryin ni the bedroom all night.