I woke up this mornin',
someone knockin' at my door.
My momma stood there screamin',
'boy, you aint livin' here no more...
You're wastin' too much money
on shit we can't afford,
You gots them polo sheets
but your sleepin' on da floor.'
So I headed to my brothers,
to see if I could borrow some dough.
He said, 'You stupid nigga,
all my money you've already stole.'
Well thats was back on Tuesday
of two weeks ago...
'And now yous broke
& still ain't got no place to go.'
Checkout the spins
of my 20 inch rims...
(Too bad you gots no
ride to put 'em on)
Sir if I may,
I'd really like to stay...
(But then by morning
all your shit will be gone)
Well, I needs to gets paid
so I can gets laid...
(Without the paper
bitches give 'em no time)
So your personal possessions,
you best to be protecting...
Otherwise that shit is mine!
Well I can't get a job,
though I never really tried.
Whenever work is mentioned,
I always fuckin' hide.
Cause I never learns'd to read;
I can only count by twos,
I gots me them dumb nigga blues.
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