Saw my shrink today, he said, "Girl, I can't help you"
I've been seeing you so long, but nothing has changed
You tried Adderall and alcohol, sadly the fact remains
You're terminally normal, I'm sorry to say

So I shaved my head, I changed my name
I gave my pills away

'Cause if I can't be someone else
If I can't be someone else
Oh, if I can't be someone else
I might as well be myself, myself
Be myself

Hanging with the hipsters is a lot of hard work
How many selfies can you take before you look like a jerk?
I took an Uber to a juice bar to hear a new indie band play
They got ninety-nine million followers in only one day

Well, I snapped that pic, and I made the slip
I got into a stranger's car
Well, the heels don't fit, I finally quit
And I headed back to my favorite bar

'Cause if I can't be someone else
If I can't be someone else
Oh, if I can't be someone else
I might as well be myself, myself
Woo!

Don't you wanna be your own girl?
Don't you wanna be your own girl?
Don't you wanna be your own girl?
Oh-oh

If I can't be someone else
If I can't be someone else
Oh, if I can't be someone else. Ow!

If I can't be someone else
If I can't be someone else
Oh, if I can't be someone else
I might as well, I might as well be myself
Be myself

Oh, if I can't be someone else
I might as well be myself, myself
Be myself
Be myself
Be myself
Ooh