Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtime

Hey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtime

I wheeled right in them swinging doors

Out through the window with half of that store

Everybody stopped and roared here comes Bigtime

Lemme grab me a bottle when I bit off a tap cause I'm bigtime

I do a 90 miles an hour in this speedin' trap and that's bigtime

I rolled up the telephone pole and then I kissed 15 women fought 16 men

I thought I'd start over again for another bigtime

And then a cop come up he said I see you've been enjoyin' quite a bigtime yeah

But you got to pay for what have been destroyed Mr Bigtime

I told that cop you better cut right out

Cause you're a little bitty man I'm a great big trout

I swung at him and the lights went out on my bigtime



Hey here I am coolin' in the country slam and this is the bigtime

The judge didn't believe how imprtant I am he gave me bigtime

And in the bunk above me there is a poor tempted soul

He shot his wife cause she sneezed untold

Hope he didn't catch cold here in the bigtime

Hey when I get out I can have it made I could be bigtime

Vause my safecracker buddies wanna teach me the trade in their bigtime

I thanked them kindly but I told them no when I get out I'm gonna take it slow

A cup of hot chocolade and a late late show will be my bigtime

Yea cup of hot chocolade and a late show will be my bigtime