I've been hearing stories



Ever since I've been gone



Heard all about your women



Women, wine and song



Did you think I wouldn't find you out?



Did you think I wouldn't know?



Let's skip the inquisition



Consider this your eviction



I'm coming home



 



I've been hearing rumors



I gave you the benefit of the doubt



Ever since the day I took you in



I should have kicked you out



You've been living off my money



And I bet you ain't alone



It's been going on too long



I better find you gone



When I get home



 



I'm comin' home to quit ya



So don't let that back door hit ya when ya go



I'm heading down the interstate



Taking back my real estate



I'm coming home



I'm coming home



 



When you said you loved me



I should of known what you meant



I guess you loved me just enough



To let me pay the rent



Since you've been livin' off me



You've been livin' high



Now I think it's way past time



To leave you high and dry



 



Let's skip the inquisition



Consider this your eviction



I'm coming home



 



It's been going on too long



I better find you gone when I get home



I'm coming home



I'm coming home