Nerds are crying
Dorks are dying
Fat cat ladies going insane
There all screaming
What do we do
While they tumblr all there pain
When will Harry fuck Hermionie
When did Ron get so fugly

Think about all the fun you had
Going to the movies in your wizard hat
Thinking you looked cute
Girl don't get me started
Stop drawing lightning bolts on your head
Stop saying that Dumbeldawf is your friend
Harry Potters over
That stupid movies over

You tweet tweet tweet
Why does it have to end
Hash tag I need some friends, friends
You spend spend spend
Money on stupid shit
Like fake glasses and a quidditch stick

All of the poop jellybeans you ate
All of the times you stayed up late
Looking for nude pics
Of Daniel Radcliffe
I will take every book you have
I have some room left in my trash
Harry potters over
So glad that shits over
Harry potters over
Harry potters over
Harry potters over