Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels, 

Do You Think That We Broke In As Well

It Goes To Show That You Can't 

Tell Who Deserves The Dough

You Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart, 

You Look Like A Beer Bellied Fart

If You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start, 

There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We Fly

We Get Some Nutters Like You, 

So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do



Chorus

First Class - Our Clothes Are All Wrong, 

First Class - You Don't Like Our Song, 

First Class - We're Always To Blame, 

First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane..



Just Because You're Wearing A Suit, 

You Think That You Can Give Us The Boot

You Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot,

We Might Have More Than You

You're A Bloated Old Action Man, 

You're A Gone To Seed Desperate Dan

Better Chase The Skirt While You Can, 

If Your Wife Won't Do

Your Blood Pressure's Up, 

And Your Face Has Gone Red

Why Don't You Find An Army, 

To Fight Instead!



Chorus x1



Whenever We Fly,

We Get Some Nutters Like You, 

So If We Make You Narky, 

We're Glad That We Do



First Class - We Order A Drink

First Class - Then You Kick Up A Stink

First Class - We're Always To Blame

First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane