Been in the pub since half past five 

All day long I've laughed and cried 

I'm like you I need a drink or two 

Mum's down the bingo it's Friday night 

Dad's down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight 

I'm alright I know what I want tonight 



I'm gonna get my end away 

I'm gonna get my end away 

I'm gonna get my evil way 



I don't know what I'm doing 

But I don't care 

I'd better go to the loo 

I'm just about to ...bleugh 

But I'm like you I need a drink or two 

I wanna girl but there's nothing in here 

Just old men and pints of beer 

But I'll be alright if I get what I want tonight 



I wanna get my end away 

I wanna get my end away 

I wanna have my evil way 



Oh look at that Harry lovely innit 

Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that 

What could you do with that 

I could do with that definitely 

Oi darling, over here love, come on 

Come and have a good time with us 



I wanna get my end away 

I wanna get my end away 

I wanna have my evil way