woke up this morning
 and the streets were full of cars
 all bright and shiny
 like they'd just arrived from mars
 and as i stumbled through
 last nights drunken debris
 the paperboy screamed out
 the headlines in the street
 another war and now the pound is looking weak
 and tell me have you read about the latest freak ?
 we're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete
 why do i feel bitter when i should be feeling sweet
 hello, hello turn your radio on
 is there anybody out there ?
 help me sing my song
 la la la life is a strange thing
 just when you think you learned how to use it
 it's gone
 
 woke up this morning and my head was in a daze
 a brave new world has dawned upon the human race
 where words are meaning less and everything's surreal
 i'm gonna have to reach my friends
 to find out how i feel
 and if i taste the honey is it really sweet
 and do i eat it with my hands or with my feet ?
 does anybody really listen when i speak
 or will i have to say it all again next week