Woober the penguin lives on an arctic beach, in a 
split-level duplex. 
He rents the place the place downstairs to a real 
cartoon named Dippy the Duck. 

But every night he sleeps and dreams about 
Someone else who freaks and screams aloud. 

When he wakes the house is shaking 
so he runs downstairs, and he screams. 

I know that you're trying to 
rock my house 
but this is my house 
and I'm not gonna let you rock it. 

They say "Hey, Woober. Why don't you come downstairs. 
we were having a party. 
Jungle Master Sazuke was just about to play DDR." 

But all that he can hear is laughing while 
everybody claps and cheers he goes: 
"I know why they all are laughing; they're all laughing 
at me. 
And I'll scream:" 

(chorus) 

Hey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your 
friend. 

I don't know nothing about a party at my house. 

Woober the penguin lives in an arctic beach at a 
birthday party. 
He sees a girl from highschool but he knows he means 
nothing to her. 

But Samurai Ouchie speaks like Sigmund Freud: 
"Hey, son, have a cold one, you're paranoid." 

Woober melts, his heart expanding. So he starts to 
sing, 
and it goes. 

(chorus.) 

So the party is rocking as steve opens his gifts 
and a stressed-out Pelican unclenches his fists 
And they're having a ball. Cooler heads prevailed. 
But it's all for naught, because 

Nero the whale. 
He falls on everybody's head. 
Nero the whale. 
And now everybody's dead. 
Nero the Whale.