He's got hairy palms

And he's a real snake charmer

And he sets off alarms

Cos he's a wannabe Dahmer

He's a wannabe Jeffrey Dahmer



Chorus:

You don't realise, who you're kissing

But you're kissing a maniac

You don't realise, who you're kissing

But you're kissing a maniac



He looks like George Clooney

But he's a schizophrenic looney

And you'll be dead by Monday

Cos he's a wannabe Bundy

Yeah he's a wannabe Ted Bundy



Repeat chorus



Maniac! Maniac! Maniac! Maniac!



He don't care what's beneath

He only wants your skin and teeth

Takes a trophy for his crimes

Cos he's a wannabe Gein

He's a wannabe Ed Gein



Repeat chorus



He took your life without remorse

Then put your legs under the floors

He likes to mix concrete

You turn the corner

You turn the coroner of Cromwell Street



Repeat chorus x2



You're kissing, you're kissing, you're kissing, you're kissing

You're kissing, you're kissing, you're kissing



You're kissing a maniac!