(Spoken)
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES!
(This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters"
When Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)
(Scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big,
I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater)
Big Bird: Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps
Passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)
Grover: ELMO! I just washed the fur!
Elmo: Sorry.
(Sung)
All: Here's our theater
Here's our seats
That's the lobby
Singing Popcorn: We're the eats!
All: [ Not sure about this word ]... the tickets!
Oinker Sisters: Wo, wo, wo!
That's the exit where you go
All: And don't forget to watch the movie
Don't forget to watch the show
Baby Bear: Thank you very much for coming
(I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking
Resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks,
So it sounds like "vewwy" instead of "very")
All: HELLO!
(They start greeting the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Remember--
Zoe: Don't talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don't talk
During the movie
(Loudly) DURING THE MOVIE!
All: Don't smoke!
Don't smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it isn't legal!

All: It isn't legal
Telly: Don't litter
All: Throw away your trash
Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot more fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, don't surf! Don't surf!
Herry and?: There is no water!
Elmo: THERE IS NO WATER! ?
All: Don't dance with a bear
Don't sing grand opera
Gladys The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOO!
(On the MOOO it comes to the fact that
Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish style because she's
Close, way too close to the camera! )
All: Don't munch on a chair!
Don't do this!
(RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?)
Don't do that!
(HOOONK! )
Don't do any of these!
(They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut butter sandwiches!
(Everyone onscreen disappears -- well, almost everyone)
Count: And also...
All: (sung) Don't forget to watch the movie!
Don't forget to watch the show!
Elmo: (spoken) ENOUGH "DON'T"S!
All: (sung) Don't forget to watch the movie!
Let's GO!
Bobo?: (spoken) LEEET'S GO!
All: (chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...