Well, there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he [shhhht] upon the ceiling and he [shhhht] upon the 
floor.
He [shhhht] upon the bacon and he [shhhht] upon the ham
And he [shhhht] upon the head of the little grocery man. 

Now the little grocery man, he got his little spray gun
He swore he'd get that fly, before the day was done.
But before he could count, from one to ten,
The fly swooped down and [shhhht] upon his baldy head 
again. 

Said they'd get that little fly, even if it meant their 
life.
So they bought themselves a hand grenade, and they hid 
inside the store,
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out 
the door. 

Now both went up to heaven and angles they were made,
St. Peter said to them that they would be repaid.
So they got their angel wings, and they took off to the 
sky,
And they both swooped down like bomber and they [shhhht] 
upon the fly.