Scrilla Vic
Scrilla Vic - Ah, Man! songtekst
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Rollin' into work everyday like a deadbeat Workin' on data in Excel spreadsheets Been about 5 years workin' as a temp 10 different bosses – for all of'em I simp A cup of liquid caffeine – blueberry pop tarts Wishin' for a machine drippin' shots of morphine Countin' down every tick tock of the clock Flooded by emails longer than a city block Each one urgent – stressin' like a surgeon Hopin' for some kind of deliverance sermon Nodin' off on the regular is a habit Foamin' at the mouth like a mad dog rabid Thoughts like these happen on the man's dime I'm in my prime – heartbeat's a flatline One day I'll be bustin' rhymes with Ad Rock. Sheet! Until then it's just me and my labtop. Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? End up a yuppee and F me too? Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? End up a yuppee and F me too? I'm present... ly day... dreamin' Dreamin' for the day I'm in Squaw Valley skiin' Tearin' up the slopes – scopin' ski bunnies Wonder how it feels to have enough free money Take a vacation – somewhere like Aruba Take a surf class and do a little scuba But there's no hope for a bloke like me I get my jollies from reality tv I love New York or that Flavor Flav one On the Bachelorette I'd be the first one done Or do the White Rapper and play like I'm dapper But even MC Serch can't control his own laughter So I maintain and pretend I'm the bomb And search for a friend on Or search for a mate on strictly platonic I wonder why this isn't workin' out dog gone it Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? End up a joke and get played like a fool? Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? End up a joke and get played like a fool? I'm lookin' for beauty so I must be the beast Or is it the geek, and stu-stutter when I speak So I hop a plane and hit the Vegas strip I must get a girl now cuz I'm so hip The only thing I get with a strip and a hip Is the strip club I'm at every night of my trip Dolin' out the cash for too many lap dances One more twenty for the next girls advances I can get so much if I just flash the bucks End up spendin' hundreds and I didn't get a touch Back to my hotel and everytime I gamble Ladies next to me fall asleep as I ramble I know! My calling is to be a jetsetter Right... I'll just end up with a socialite That or a cougar, and I'm 30 years younger Call me "Sophisticated Big Boy Blunder" Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? End up a joke and get played like a fool? Ah, Man! That's how it is? Ah, Man! I can't believe this here Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do? Now I'm so happy with my girl – 62