Oh, Melanie, you know you're my sweetie And you know I only wish you all the best

 

But just wait a minute, while I try to begin it 'Cause I just need to get this off my chest

 

It sounds so incessant when you get possessive And I can't help but act a little gruff

 

But it's okay, it's just my way Of saying I love you so much

 

Oh, Evette, you're my favorite brunette But I can't give you everything you want

 

I wouldn't ignore you, you know I adore you But I just can't be everywhere at once

 

I know it's upsetting, I know it Evette, Oh, and I've just go so much I have to do

 

But don't be sad, it's not so bad And don't forget that I love you

 

'Cause I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

 

'Cause I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

 

I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

 

Listen now ladies, I'm trying to say That I don't want to fight over you