Massacres, violence film at 10

Media scumbags strike a gain

Shove a microphone in some poor guys face

So your ratings can soar to outer space

Ken and Barbie on location

Pretty newsman masturbation

Not a way to spend my afternoon

I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons

Channel 8 and the daily times

Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes

Keep your TV on and stay inside

Or you'll end up a victim of homocide