Never in the history of dogfighting

Was it ever so exciting

As the day into the pit

Walked a monkey with a stick

The biting and the beating

Were not considered cheating

Ended in a flood

Of canine blood

Money

Put our money on the monkey

The monkey wins

Come on and place your bets

The monkey ain't lost yet

Victory repeated

Remaining undefeated

Wth the crowd screaming

The scary little demon

Throws a monkey fit

And monkey shit

Money

Put your money on the monkey

The monkey wins