I think I'll make a wish
To be less of a wishful thinker
And I will do my best
To be more of a blissful drinker
And I'll find that bright side
I've always tried to see
This year, I'll forget about you and me

I'd sing Auld Lang Sine if I knew all the words
And I would tell you I'm fine if my speech wasn't slurred
And I would scream out loud in the telephone
Say hello to goodbyes because we're on our own this year

I think I'll make a list
Of bad habits that I need to break
And I will finally kiss
The past goodbye if it's not too late
And I'd drown my sorrows
If they couldn't swim so well
And hunnie, you just made my list as well

I'd sing Auld Lang Sine if I knew all the words
And I would tell you I'm fine if my speech wasn't slurred
And I would scream out loud in the telephone
Say hello to goodbyes because we're on our own this year

So raise this champagne
Erase this damn pain
And place this campaign
For change into effect
I shouldn't do this
I wonder, who will you kiss?
And will we screw this
Chance to disaffect?
I wish you were here
I would whisper in your ear
Have a Happy Fucking New Year!

I'd sing Auld Lang Sine if I knew all the words
And I would tell you I'm fine if my speech wasn't slurred
And I would scream out loud in the telephone
Say hello to goodbyes because we're on our own this year