I'm a kleptomaniac,
And I am proud to say that I'm also a hypochondriac
As well so tell me what to do, ooh
I'm scared of going outside coz
I could catch a cold,
I'll catch another's cold
I'm desperate to be arrested coz
I'm so unsure of what I might do

Save me, before I break the law again
God save me before I make another sin

Now I'm getting treated for my mental illnesses
And every night I lock the door to my little lover self
But I forgot to tell I'm also claustrophobic

Save me, save me before my head explodes
Save me, save me so I can break my mental code

Now I'm starting to get well,
But still i'm scared coz
every time I see her child I get erections

So please, save me, save me before my head explodes
Now save me, so I can break my mental code
Now save me, save me before I break the law
Oh save me so I can break my mental code
(my mental code)
Save me from myself
Save me
God save me from myself
Oh won't you save me?