When I like you, 

It's total revenge. 

I want to, but I can pretend, 

That I don't need to be by your side again. 



Wrap me up, 

In a plastic case, 

Pat me down, 

With your warm embrace, 

I wanna know 

Where you lay your face at night, 

For all these years. 



You're a problem, 

That I can't abide, 

I could sleep well, 

If only I tried, 

But I stay up and dream of a bride to be, 

Oh me, Oh my. 



Give it up, 

I can't wait no more. 

I am stuck on your bedroom floor. 

With the thought, 

That I may not be, 

As great as those that came before. 



There's a man assigned to me, 

And he checks on my stability. 

We discuss you every week. 

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat. 



But maybe, I can show you, 

Baby, Maybe, 

I can relax for good, 

Whoa baby, I can show you, 

Maybe, Baby, 



There's a man assigned to me, 

And he checks on my stability, 

We discuss you every week, 

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat. 

And he charges by the tear, 

Til I weep no more strictly out of fear, 

That I can't afford your love, 

And the moon just burns above.