(chorus):
Spam
It`s pink and it`s oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It`s made in Chernobyl
Spam
Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn`t have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
(repeat chorus)
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I`d grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was
(repeat chorus)
S-P-A-M
Don`t you know it`s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again
S-P-A-M
Don`t you know it`s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There`s one meat by-product that`s best by far
It`s
(repeat chorus)