Got my first skateboard

It was really cool

I skated street

& I skated pool

Was out all day

I was out all night

Skatin' down the streets

And it felt so right

...I was evil



You go by the rules

But I do not

'Cause 666 is the number of my butt



Stole my first surfboard

At the age of 13

It was the greatest surfboard I'd ever seen

The waves were high

The sharks were there

But I was surfing

So I did not care

...'Cause I was evil