It's been raining for a long time and I can't seem to stand

She left about an hour ago and so did the band

I'm sitting at the bar, my face in the jar

And something tells me I'm twisted



Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar

Something tells me I'm twisted



People are looking hazy and people are looking dim

I'd go for help if I could find the way I came in

I feel in clover, it's time to keel over

Something tells me I'm twisted



Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar

Something tells me I'm twisted



Here's the one to lay you out with Charlie in the trough

This one's got your name on it written in the froth

Draining the dregs, I'm running out of legs

And something tells me I'm twisted



Whoa ho, I'm sitting at the bar with my face in the jar

Something tells me I'm twisted

Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar

Something tells me I'm twisted