Come on now Mister, step right inside and see the show

You'll like it Mister, it cures you if you're feeling low

We'll take care of you, especially if you've got the dough



They'll move you Mister, just like a hurricane moves a tree

See here now Mister, just look at what they've done for me

You're gonna like it, they'll take you where you want to be



All right now Mister, come in and join the other guys

Just one thing Mister, don't try to touch the merchandise

Or get too friendly, you know that wouldn't be too wise



Come on now Mister, step right inside and see the show

You'll like it Mister, it cures you if you're feeling low

We'll take care of you, especially if you've got the dough