Walter, the war hero, he's there from opening 'til time, time, time
There's Mary the housewife who's slumped at the bar drinking wine, wine, wine

They get Kylie on a Wednesday, the Stones on a Friday
Bow to the Beatles on a Saturday night
He's Dylan on a Monday and Bowie on a Sunday
Does Beegees on a Thursday as high as a kite

And they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
And they call him the human jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

Skivers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
And they all sing along to the songs 'til it's time please to go, go, go

They get Kylie on a Wednesday, the Stones on a Friday
Bow to the Beatles on a Saturday night
He's Dylan on a Monday and Bowie on a Sunday
Does Beegees on a Thursday as high as a kite

And they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
And they call him the human jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

They're karaoke kings for the evening
It's their only real shining time
And if you ever stop believing
And the real world gets you down

Go see the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
Yeah, they call him the human jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

Yeah, yeah, they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
Yeah, they call him the human jukebox
'Cos he's healing hearts with his soul