What have you got for me this time

Can you make it sparkle

Can you make it shine

Have you got anything brighter

Something like that but a little bit tighter

[Chorus]

Pitchman, Pitchman

Sell me that Pitchman

Something I need has slipped my mind

I've come here to barter

I've come here to buy

I've got this town tucked in my back pocket

I can't seem to stop it

I just wish I had more time

I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up

Will you try to to scratch it

Don't mark it up

Ive got a hunger for the things that sparkle

I've got a thirst for the things that shine

Everyone a winner

Everyone amazing

Everyone a shocker

Everyone to tantalize

Don't mark it up!

Everyone a sure thing

Everything's tempting

Everyone must tantalize

But don't mark it up!

[Repeat Chorus]