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Boys! They drive you crazy.
Boys! don't they drive you crazy sometimes
Boys! they drive you crazy
Boys! don't they drive you crazy sometimes
I knew a boy. 
He was always so annoying.
He was everywhere I'd go,
tried to kiss me, 
I said no.
They're the strangest creatures I have ever seen
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I know a boy
Who I think is really gorgeous
But he doesn't know I'm there
And he doesn't know I care
They're the strangest creatures I have ever seen
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Boys are so annoying.
They kick you on the bus.
Then they ask you to the movies.
Tell you you look pretty.
They're the strangest creatures I have ever seen
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