Walking down the hallway at school,
The teachers think they're oh so cool.
"Take off that studded belt you will",
You know you're really dressed to kill.

Cause you're a distraction,
While you're walking down the hall.
The other kids may look at you,
And they may trip and fall.

"Take off the chains today,
You better not have them tomorrow.
Or you'll be down in my office!
Laughing your head off with sorrow."

Well I'm sorry I dress so good,
Well I'm sorry they stare.
Well I really don't give shit!
Why should I care?

Cause you're a distraction,
While you're walking down the halls.
The other kids may look at you,
And they may trip and fall.

Now the whole staff is watching you!
The say your hair's too bright.
Well, why don't they suspend my ass?
Teach me how to look right.

Cause you're a distraction,
While you're walking down the halls.
The other kids may look at you,
And they may trip and fall.