I got a twenty sider on call

dressed up and ready to roll

I got the real world blinded

dressed up and ready to roll



Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.



Check out my thief he's got the black shield

dressed up and ready to roll

Check out my sickly cave tan

dressed up and ready to roll



Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe

Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality



We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill.



Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll

Pick up from where your mule died dressed up and ready to roll



That was by far the best time that we ever had.

That was by far the best time that we ever had.



Get to the tavern have a few beers

dressed up and ready to roll

Pick up and Elvin bar whore

dressed up and ready to roll