Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter

At that biker party downtown

But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse

From a leather-clad boy in the back

And after the cops and the requisite fight

Me and my friends we fell down for the night

And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye

Think my baby's got a wandering eye



I woke to the sound of a fist on my doorbell

With a headache the size of Peru

The landlord was scowling, my baby was toweling off

Beer mixed with blood from the floor

And after the eviction was handed to me

We moved to the trailer park, three by three

And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye

Think my baby's got a wandering eye



Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited

We're short-sighted, but united

In love

I think we're in love



I got a job at the Subway downtown

Making sandwiches with plastic gloves

Her Mother moved in and we all lived in sin

Playing miniature golf underground

And after the parties the leather-clad boys

Would square dance together and make lots of noise

And I'd make love to the girl with the wandering eye

Think my baby's got a wandering eye



Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited

We're short-sighted, but united

In love

I think we're in love



We borrowed a printing press, started a paper

To publish our leftist ideals

We spoke of a new world, the FBI soon heard

The phones were tap dancing too

And after the Feds and the requisite fight

We ran from the trailer in the middle of the night

And I had a child with the girl with the wandering eye

Think my baby's got a wandering eye

Think my baby's gong to stay for a while



Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited

We're short-sighted, but united

In love

I think we're in love